Mar 31, 2013

Chinglish: "Good Good Study, Day Day Up"

Sunday, March 31, 2013
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I bought this cheap little wallet just because I thought its funny (and it was pretty cheap - negotiated down from 10元 to 7元, slightly over U.S. $1.00).



The English "Good good study, day day up" is a literal translation of 好好学习天天向上 (Hǎo hào xuéxí tiāntiān xiàngshàng). However, literal translation rarely works with Chinese and often comes out sounding very Chinglish. A better, non-literal translation is "study well and improve every day." 

The expression was a saying of Chairman Mao which explains the picture of President Obama wearing a funny hat like the ones worn by the Chinese Communists of the Mao generation. Now, the only place you can find these Mao hats is souvenir shops at tourist attractions. Sadly, its difficult to find the once-popular Obamao* T-shirts at souvenir shops since the Chinese government banned them in 2009 for fear of offending the American president. You'd think they'd have caught on by now that we Americans like to make fun of our politicians.

* Obama is written in Chinese as 奥巴马 (Àobāmǎ) although Chinese sometimes humorously refer to him as Obamao. 

Mar 29, 2013

Where’s the Rice?

Friday, March 29, 2013
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I don’t know if the old lady that asked where’s the beef for Wendy’s is still around, but if so, she should come to China where McDonald’s (or 麦当劳 ; mai dang lao in Chinese transliteration) now offers a double-burger, double-sausage sandwich which I hereby dub “the McMeat Monster” or “Mc肉怪物(McRòu Guàiwù). This beefy behemoth consists of two beef patties, 2 sausages, topped with mustard and contained within a bun. Vegetarians beware – you won’t find a shred of anything green here – no lettuce, tomato, pickles or even (Buddha forbid) rice.


I try not to eat at McDonald’s too often (although the breakfast McMuffins sometimes lure me in), but I found myself passing by one and for some inexplicable reason, had to give the McMeat Monster a try. As this Chinese commercial dares viewers: “Who can be more macho than I? See whose better in bravery and brawn”



I’m not sure how I fare in terms of bravery and brawn, but I’ve never been afraid of food. While one review in Beijing Cream raves about it, my opinion is a bit less enamored. First of all, its not quite as big as it looks from the advertisements although that’s probably a good thing. The 2 burgers were a bit smaller size than what I think you’d get in America. As far as taste, it was pretty good – nothing spectacular and I doubt I’ll order it again, but it was worth a try.

The McMeat Monster meal combo which, in addition the burger, includes fries and a drink costs 20 (about U.S. $3.20). Anyway, I should probably eat nothing but Chinese cabbage for the next 3 days to make up for this gluttonous indulgence.

Mar 2, 2013

Yesterday, China almost experienced reality television in its most extremely realistic form. CCTV, China's government-owned television broadcaster, announced that it would run a live broadcast of the execution of 4 men from Myanmar, Laos and Thailand. A South China Morning Post story can be found here.


CCTV News coverage (in English)

The men executed (by lethal injection) were drug traffickers in the Golden Triangle area responsible for killing 13 Chinese fishermen on a ship on the Mekong River last year. The victims were ambushed, tied up, shot, then dumped in the river. Violent crime is relatively rare in China and the Chinese public were shocked and outraged when this story was covered in Chinese media.

The CCTV show was apparently a well planned and extravagant production, involving pre-execution segments summarizing the murders, live reports, interviews with the police chief and a Renmin University professor, and live coverage of the men being taken to the execution area by guards. An Al Jazeera reporter was also shown asking one of the prisoners "Do you miss your kids/" and "Did you think about the kids of the men you killed?"

Most interestingly, the TV program encouraged viewers to participate in a Weibo poll asking whether the executions should be televised or not (Weibo is a very popular Chinese microblog site, similar to Twitter). At first, poll results indicated that the majority of viewers were in favor of the publicly broadcast executions. However, as the program progressed, a significant majority expressed disagreement with CCTV's intention on showing the executions. The Chinese cybersphere was apparently full of comments with most supporting execution of the men, but many critical of televising their execution. For example, Chinese lawyer Liu Xiaoyuan, posted on his microblog "This carnival on CCTV was a violation not only of ethics, but of Chinese criminal code regulations that the death penalty not be carried out in public."

In the past, public execution was common in China (as in many countries), the most common methods being strangulation and decapitation (as well as the much less common death by a thousand cuts). While the death penalty is still applicable for a number of crimes in China and it's estimated that more people are executed in China than all other countries combined (possibly 3000 to 4000 a year), use of the death penalty as well as the number of crimes subject to the death penalty have been decreasing in recent years. Further, executions are no longer carried out publicly which is prohibited by Article 212 of China's Criminal Procedure Law


Illustration of a public beheading - from The Punishments of China (1801)
As in other societies, the main goal of allowing the public to witness executions was to deter criminal conduct by letting people see the dire consequences. In this specific situation, I think the Chinese government may have been more concerned with showing the public that it had brought these men to justice, especially since the crimes were committed by foreigners in a foreign country. However, when it became apparent (through the Weibo poll) that most Chinese were opposed to showing the executions on TV and especially considering some of the vehement online comments in opposition to doing so, the government may have thought better of their initial decision and instructed CCTV not to air the actual executions. While this is merely my own speculation, if true, it seems to indicate two positive trends - (1) that the majority of Chinese people, although in favor of the death penalty for serious crimes, are against making corporeal punishment a public exhibition; and (2) that the government is at least to some extent willing to listen to public opinion and evaluate and modify its actions accordingly.


Mar 1, 2013

There's a bit of Internet controversy about the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. The photos are all shot in very scenic rural locations in several countries including China. So far, nothing to get bent out of shape about, but the racism allegations are due to the use of native people as "props" in the background. In a few of the photos, the local people in the background also appear in subservient roles (such as the first one below). Although the photos do seem to be portraying stereotypes, I'm not sure whether or not I'd consider them racist. I'd guess Sports Illustrated was probably just trying to come up with striking images, portraying the swimsuit models in the foreground with the scenery and contrasting local people in the background.

Blonde bikini model relaxes while old Chinese man does manual labor navigating a bamboo raft
In the next photo a model poses in front of a group of ethnic minority girls in traditional clothing. In this one, the model, Jessica Gomes, is apparently of part-Chinese descent so does that make it less racist?




At least in this photo the man gets to take it easy a bit
Most of the China photos seem to have been shot in and around Guilin, where I've taken similar photos (minus the swimsuit models). While I'm sure people such as the old man and the young girls in the photos aren't used to such scantily clad foreigners, they're certainly quite accustomed to being photographed by tourists (Chinese and foreign alike). From my experience, they seem very good natured about it and I suspect that they wouldn't feel like they're being exploited, especially if Sports Illustrated paid them as I would assume they did. Of course, that wouldn't make it less racist (assuming it is), but to these people, posing for photos is part of their job and the Sports Illustrated models were probably a lot more interesting than most of the tourists they encounter.

By the way, according to this article, it took over 2 years of negotiation to get visas for the photo shoot in China.